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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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