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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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