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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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