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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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