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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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