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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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