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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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