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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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