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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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