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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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