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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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