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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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