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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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