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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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