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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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