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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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