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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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