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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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