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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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