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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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