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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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