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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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