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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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