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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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