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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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