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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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