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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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