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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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