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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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