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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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