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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃
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