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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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