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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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