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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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