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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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