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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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