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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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