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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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