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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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