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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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