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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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