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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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