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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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