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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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