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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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