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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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