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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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