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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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