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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺
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