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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖
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