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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮
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