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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗
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