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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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