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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖
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