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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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