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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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