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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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