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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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