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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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