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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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