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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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