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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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