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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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