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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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