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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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