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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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