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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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